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Why Americans Need An Electronic Toilet Seat

I honestly, have never used an electronic toilet seat, although I have seen them on Japanese television. I have never had a bidet, nor have I ever been to any friend or relative’s home in the US which has had one, although again, I have seen many on the screen in European movies. I have been to a few very luxurious hotels in my life and have only experienced one hotel in the United States with a bidet in the bathroom. Although there have been times when I needed one, cause let’s be frank, crap happens. Not to give TMI (too much information) on on a slightly embarrassing subject but we are all humans and we all have needs to tend to.  It would make my life much easier and cleaner for that matter, if I had a bidet.

Unfortunately my home only has room for one toilet and my budget surely cannot handle the addition of 4 extra square feet in my bathroom. Maybe someday, but currently I do not have the money for a rehab of my bathroom. Instead I am settling on this Bio Bidet BB-600 Ultimate Luxury Class Bidet Seat. During my search, I found that it is the top rated electronic toilet seat on Amazon.

Isn’t it about time that we as Americans moved into the 21st century? We have many other smart products and a smart toilet should be added to this list.  These seats work with the existing plumbing that we Americans have in our homes. If you are ready to embrace the new trend in American bathrooms without investing a fortune, this electronic toilet seat might be the way to go (no pun intended).

BB-600E BioBidet Ultimate Electric Bidet Seat for Elongated Toilets, White

I will update this post when I receive the seat. Be sure that you have the correct measurements for your toilet as some  toilets have elongated bowls and some have rounded bowls.  Also be sure that your electric outlet is up to code. You should also check the other installment requirements shown by clicking on the picture of the toilet seat below.

Bio Bidet BB-600 Ultimate Luxury Class Bidet Seat, White

Maybe I will rename this article “Why this American needs an electronic toilet” Now it really is getting to be uncomfortably personal but here goes…basically it comes down to the fact that I love feeling clean all of the time, and there is nothing embarrassing about that.

As an added bonus: Here is a list of words for toilet from rotorooter.com

1 Banheiro

2 Banjoja

3 Bañu

4 Bean-Jacks

5 Big White Phone

6 Biffy

7 Bog

8 Bowl

9 Can

10 Cesso

11 Cèsuŏ

12 Chamber Pot

13 Chiottes

14 Choo

15 Chunder Box

16 Cloakroom

17 Coalfabias

18 Comfort Room

19 Comfort Station

20 Commode

21 Convenience

22 Cloakroom

23 CR

24 Crapper

25 Crane

26 The Dunny

27 Dunnekin

28 El Baño

29 Facilities

30 Forakers

31 Gabinetto

32 Garderobe

33 Gardyloo

34 God of Abraham

35 Head

36 Hopper

37 House of Ease

38 House of Office

39 Huuschen

40 Il Bagno

41 Jakes

42 Jax

43 Jericho

44 Jerry

45 John

46 Johnny House

47 Karsy

48 Kamot

49 Khazi

50 Latrine

51 Lav

52 Lavatory

53 Lavvy

54 Little Boys Room

55 Little Girls Room

56 London

57 Loo

58 Long Drop

59 Necessarium

60 Necessary

61 Netty

62 Outhouse

63 Oval Office

64 Pan

65 Porcelain Throne

66 Porcelain God

67 Po

68 Pool

69 Pot

70 Potty

71 Powder room

72 Place of easement

73 Privy

74 Reading Room

75 Restroom

76 El Retrete

77 Sanitarios

78 Seat

79 Los Servicios

80 Small house

81 Stool

82 S̄uk̄hā

83 Swanie

84 Thunder Mug

85 Thunder Box

86 Toilet

87 Toilette

88 Tualet

89 The Bogs

90 The Gents

91 The Ladies

92 The Office

93 The Smallest Room

94 Throne

95 Throne Room

96 Toire

97 The Vin

98 W.C.

99 Wash room

100 Water Closet

101 White Hart Room